Schwager Technologies
Welcome to the website Schwager.

This is the home page. I should mention: I'm selling stuff! Yeah, electronic stuff. I should mention that first, is that not the case? Click on the "Products" link on the left menu to see the stuff, and then buy something! This will bring more cashola to my family, and you will enjoy the things that I'm selling. It's a win-win!

There are more reasonably interesting things in the left menu too. Rummage around, and see them.

Here you can find pithy descriptions for stuff, because pithy is cool. And because I have a right column. Who doesn't love a right column, right? Wrong columns, I'll bet. But nobody else. Everybody loves them.